Farewell with Thanks! Delighting in the Absurd with Weird Al Yankovich! A 2025 Poem by Mark Kronholm! & Context for Poem “Farewells” (April 30, 2026)

Word play takes many forms. From bon mots to nursery rhymes to crossword puzzles to acronyms and new lingo to ballades and poems.

Recently I was trying to locate the source for an expression Tim and his work colleagues used to describe the temporary rosy glow surrounding a whiz-kid new hire: the ‘Pink Poodle.”( They would say, “Oh, well, he’s the Pink Poodle now. Later, he’ll be the Grey Poodle. Someday, he’ll be the Dead Poodle.” ) I could not find any reference for this expression, so it must have been a sui generis moment. I did, however, stumble into a meeting with an artist who, until last week, was only a name to me: Weird Al.

Weird Al Yankovic was a nerdy kid whose parents were convinced that by taking accordian lessons he would change the course of rock ‘n roll. Well, they were right! After he graduated from high school at age 16 (named valedictorian of his class and founder of the Volcano Worshippers Club–who had no other raison d’être than to be in the yearbook) he launched his first quirky parody on the niche Dr. Demento’s Radio Show in 1976. Since then, he has followed his own harmonic trail to create and record 150+ parodies and original songs, sold more than 12 million albums, and performed more than 2,000 live shows. Here is the image to his 2003 release, his 11th studio album, Poodle Hat. Lowbrow? High hat? Or some kind of chapeau sandwich? You decide!

My favorite track is “Ode to a Superhero.” Now, I am not a fan of comic books or animated films, either, but I am completely taken with this catchy rehash of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man” that exalts Spiderman. I liked the original, back in the day. I love the pastiche! And I find myself humming the first iteration of the refrain,

Winchester Mystery House (Leslie Schultz 2003)

“Sling us a web, you’re the fighter man, Sling us a web tonight.

‘Cause we’re all in the mood for a hero now, and there’s evil-doers to fight.”

A close second favorite is “eBay”–oh, heck! I love them all.

Weird Al is reconnecting me with my childhood loves of the parodies of Tom Lehrer, Mad Magazine, George Carlin. In the waning days of Stephen Colbert‘s The Late Show, I need a reliable new source of laughter. Thankfully, I stumbled, at last, over the oeurve and have fallen down the rabbit hole into the Madder-than-Hatters Wonderland of Weird Al.

Context for Poem “Farewells ” :

Just this, saying goodbye and good luck to us all!

Cafe Balloons, Northfield (Leslie Schultz, 2020)

Last year, after posting the final April poem, I received this delightful surprise from my friend and writing buddy Mark Kronholm. I share it here this year with his permission.

In Praise of Thirty Days of Inspiration

Thirty days hath September, 

April, June, and November.

But it’s April we remember

For the elegant creative ember

In Leslie, the poetic assembler.

Congratulations on a month well spent!

Mark

Flower Initials (Leslie Schultz 2016)

Thank you, everyone who let me know you wanted to receive an April poem each day this year. Knowing that you were there cheered me on through this poetic marathon! (For those of you who have been with me this past decade, since my first NaPoWriMo Challenge in April 2016–you know who you are!–I am in your debt.)

Wishing you all a happy spring ahead!

LESLIE

Balloon on Division Street (Leslie Schultz 2017)

Pacific Coast & Context for Poem “Intuition” (April 29, 2026)

Do you ever wake up to the sound of the surf echoing in your ears? Sometimes, I do.

Today, I awoke not only with that primodial soundtrack but with the image of the classic metaphor of a message in a bottle floating around in my brain. As a little girl in Oregon, I had hoped quite hard to find one but I never did–only a few sand-polished shards of beach glass.

As the sun came up, I started thinking about a recent journey back to the Pacific coast a couple of years ago. After I wrote today’s poem, I spent a pleasant hour looking again at photographs from that trip.

Context for Poem “Intuition”:

I suppose the question encasing the metaphor of the message in the bottle trope is: who is the message meant to reach? And…then what?

Perhaps that is what all poems do for me, both send and receive–whether they come to me or come through me, whether I understand them or simply accept their mysterious presence.

One last time, until tomorrow,

LESLIE

A Few Views of Tulips & Context for Poem “Allegiance to Language” (April 28, 2026)

On Saturday morning, Tim created a painterly bouquet of tulips and daffodils cut from our garden. Watching it slowly unfold and evolve has been like watching a ballet. I thought I would share a few images of this quiet 72-hour extravaganza with you.

Context for Poem “Allegiance to Language”:

This morning, I dipped in again to one of my favorite books, The Lost Words: A Spell Book, a multi-layered collaboration by wordsmith Robert MacFarlene and painter Jackie Morris. First published in 2017 to protest the excizing of natural words from the Oxford Junior Dictionary.

I wrote about this five years ago, HERE but today became enchanted with it afresh, and wanted to share it again with you. I was interested to learn that in both 2022 and 2024, Robert MacFarlane was named as an outside contender for the Nobel Prize in Literature (had I been on the selection committee, he would have won.) I see that his first book, Mountains of the Mind, which I have not yet read, takes its title from a poem by Gerard Manly Hopkins and explores the fascination that mountains hold for humans. Indeed, he is a true Renaissance artist–inventor, librettist, critic, and philosopher and explorer of inner and outer landscapes.

As I compose this, I am confirmed in my dawning realization this year that, for me, rereading can be even more rewarding than reaching for a new release. Though the siren’s song of new work, especially by an author I like can be impossible to resist…! Would you rather reread an old favorite or dive into something new? Or do you, too, seek to balance old and new in the all-too-fleeting moments available for reading?

Until tomorrow,

LESLIE

The Morgan Library Lionesses, Libraries I Love, and Context for Poem “Lullabye to Anon.” (April 21, 2026)

The Morgan Library began as a personal library. Today, it an is a museum, an archive, and a research library located in the center of New York City. I am grateful to two friends, Fran Dillon and Tom Keller, for bringing its rich history, architecture, and offerings to my attention.

My introduction to the Morgan Library happened last month, when Fran shared a video from their archive called “How to Be a Living Poem.” I found this conversation between poets Marie Howe and Maria Popova, both of whom I admire, to be fascinating, not only in its content and the way they used holdings of the Library’s archives on Walt Whitman and William Blake to illustrate their points.

Now I am aware that the Morgan holds musical scores linked to the work of Ogden Nash, that sui generis satirist beloved by all ages, in all ages; that it offers freely a wealth of video archives available over the Internet; and that the founding librarian was Bella da Costa Greene. (you, too, might like the novel, The Personal Librarian, by Marie Benedict, which tells her story. It is rich in history and has modern relevance in terms with regard to fighting prejudices linked to race and gender.) On top of all that, the library’s facade is also adorned with carvings, just like those at the New York Public Library. These lionesses are the elder sisters of (male lions) Patience and Fortitude, and were carved by the same sculptor, Edward Clark Potter. Take a look at the sculptures side by side on this delightful blog, NYC Encounters.

I hope to be able to visit this jewel of a library in person one day.

The Multnomah County Central Library in Portland, Oregon is the first library I ever loved. It was founded in 1864 as a club for dues-paying members. Nearly three decades later, in 1891, as the Portland Public Library, it became free and open to all.

For me, as a child, visiting this library was an occasion, not only for its holdings but for its magnificent presence. I felt uplifted when I saw its facade from the street and truly transported inside its reading rooms. This is the place where I checked out d’Aulaire’s Book of Greek Myths, that classic by husband and wife, Ingri and Edgar, over and over until I had it memorized. When I was twenty-five years old and first employed as a writer in Northfield, I bought my own copy.

The Northfield Public Library and Context for Poem “Lullabye for Anon.”:

I have spent more time as a reader, writer, and volunteer in here, in the Northfield Public Library over the past thirty years, than I have in any other library, yet I am still always finding new things to cheer. On Saturday, friend Robert Bruce, alerted me on Saturday that my own work is in the current poetry display in the Northfield Public Library. What?

Yesterday, I went to find out for myself, and, yes, Bob, a retired librarian, was correct.

Such a surprise for me–an inexplicable but wonderful one.

This encounter, a blink of fame, if you will, made me think about the courage it takes to speak up in any way, in any situation. For some–for far too many of our neighbors–it can be downright dangerous. That is why I was especially honored to have two of my own books displayed next to a justly celebrated anthology, Here to Stay: Poetry and Prose from the Undocumented Diaspora. These works ask where does our safety lie, in sharing or in silence? My own poem arose out of this question, emersion in Ogden Nash, and musing on those who attack with words from the shadows. We never know what is really here to stay–but we know for certain that libraries play an essential part in that preservation.

A big thank you to librarian Katlin Heidgerken-Greene for graciously taking photos of me yesterday at the exhibit. It was lovely to meet you, Katlin!

Until tomorrow,

LESLIE

Remember, as the sign says, “We Can All Be Poets/Todos Podemos Ser Poetas”!

Icons of Lyric Poetry and Context for Poem “Invocation to Erato” (April 26, 2026)

Whether shaped into songs or poems in ballad form, syllables that lift up the heart, carry meaning, and that chime in the ear predate writing. Their portable music makes them easy to memorize, meaning they are always available. (Sometimes, perhaps, too, easy to memorize! Perhaps the phenomenon of the “ear worm”–that line of lyric or cant you would delete if only you could–will be a subject of some future post!) The lyric is the spirit of whistling while you work, of looking on the bright side, of seeing what is flowing unimpeded in a fruitful direction. Think of rosebuds and morning dew and mellow sunsets and silver moons, all the colors of the rainbow.

Context for Poem “Invocation to Erato”:

In September of 1860, on the eve of the American Civil War, two astronomers in Berlin discovered the asteroid we now know as Erato. Wars, especially civil divisions, are grim, frightening, and intermitently tragic. They interfere with the ability to relax, laugh, soak in the beauty of the mercurial yet eternal pleasures of the natural world. Erato’s work is play, so remind us of the light and love all around. And I think that her mission is the most urgent in times of turbulent unrest.

Once upon a time, in Minneapolis, back when Tim and I lived in a rented duplex on Penn (pen!) Avenue, I found tucked behind the furnace in the basement, the base of a library table without a top, with two lyre shapes supporting…only air. I felt a strong need to rescue it. The landlord had just bought the old property–he had no interested in the flotsam of half-gone furniture and said it was all mine. I purchased some blue and white tiles and arranged for a handyman to fashion a top.

Today, and for the foreseeable future, we don’t have a good space for this piece in our tiny library, so this table holds sway in our current basement near our brand-new furnace. Usually it is heaped high with the jumbled colors of quilt fabrics. I think it is a kind of engine of creativity fueling our home. Here you see it as a momentary tabula rasa, lighting our subterranean gloom.

Until tomorrow,

LESLIE

Photograph yesterday by Julia Braulick (I am calling this “Leaning into Eden, aka Northfield)